Bread-Bakers v105.n042.9

>This site gives an explanation of the whole "Muffin Mystery":
>http://imaginatorium.org/words/muffin.htm

No it doesn't -but it's a smashing site :-)

I especially liked: "Oh, and I ought to remind non-native speakers of 
British that "crumpet" has an extra, vulgar meaning, a non-count 
noun, as in "a bit of crumpet", meaning a sexually available woman."

But it doesn't say that 'muffin' has a far more vulgar meaning ...

:-)))))))))))))

Mary